Khatib

Nov 4 2008, 05:58 PM

4chan is the short bus of the internet. To Faux News, it is an "Internet Hate Machine" consisting of "hackers on steroids" and domestic terrorists. To others, it is that site full of weeaboos, trolls, and pedophiles that churns out many of the internet's most popular memes. It is actually an anonymous Japanimation-themed collection of image boards based on the popular Japanese site 2ch.jp. 4chan is proof positive that the US should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of Japan off the face of the Earth. The site is full of fail and a wide assortment of fucktards, all of whom have at least some variant of social anxiety disorder. So, not surprisingly, most of the image boards consist of hentai and shock images.

Any 'meme' that is created on the 4chan boards stays within the 4chan boards, as obviously anyone will know that a large group of toddlers cannot create anything fucking original. Also, many image macros are created there, such as the various Caturday pics. This has led to Anonymous declaring itself "the face of the internet", when it is truly more reminiscent of the anus of the internets. 4chan is like the anus of the internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan goes down, it's like the internet has explosive diarrhea.




Like most communities that believe they are composed of "smart people acting dumb," the vast majority of 4channers are actually quite stupid. 4chan users are generally obsessed to an unhealthy degree with anime, video games, and cats and almost always have a problem applying their unrealized genius intellect to any sort of work whatsoever. Their level of humor approaches that of a four-week-old child: an idea is funny because it is familiar. 4chan user hobbies include using IRC, watching lolicon ironically, and playing Pokemon. Because posting on 4chan is anonymous, any and all thoughts are posted. If the internet is a series of tubes, 4chan is the high-pressure, shit-spewing junction of YTMND, GameFAQs, and every pedophile gathering in existence.

dahlia

Nov 4 2008, 07:11 PM

post the pics you fuckin dildo

Andromalius

Nov 4 2008, 06:24 PM

Khatib

Nov 4 2008, 05:58 PM

4chan is the short bus of the internet. To Faux News, it is an "Internet Hate Machine" consisting of "hackers on steroids" and domestic terrorists. To others, it is that site full of weeaboos, trolls, and pedophiles that churns out many of the internet's most popular memes. It is actually an anonymous Japanimation-themed collection of image boards based on the popular Japanese site 2ch.jp. 4chan is proof positive that the US should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of Japan off the face of the Earth. The site is full of fail and a wide assortment of fucktards, all of whom have at least some variant of social anxiety disorder. So, not surprisingly, most of the image boards consist of hentai and shock images.

Any 'meme' that is created on the 4chan boards stays within the 4chan boards, as obviously anyone will know that a large group of toddlers cannot create anything fucking original. Also, many image macros are created there, such as the various Caturday pics. This has led to Anonymous declaring itself "the face of the internet", when it is truly more reminiscent of the anus of the internets. 4chan is like the anus of the internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan goes down, it's like the internet has explosive diarrhea.




Like most communities that believe they are composed of "smart people acting dumb," the vast majority of 4channers are actually quite stupid. 4chan users are generally obsessed to an unhealthy degree with anime, video games, and cats and almost always have a problem applying their unrealized genius intellect to any sort of work whatsoever. Their level of humor approaches that of a four-week-old child: an idea is funny because it is familiar. 4chan user hobbies include using IRC, watching lolicon ironically, and playing Pokemon. Because posting on 4chan is anonymous, any and all thoughts are posted. If the internet is a series of tubes, 4chan is the high-pressure, shit-spewing junction of YTMND, GameFAQs, and every pedophile gathering in existence.

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Ninjerk

Nov 5 2008, 11:49 PM

how long have you been waiting to say that

Dervin

Nov 6 2008, 05:57 AM

Ninjerk

Nov 5 2008, 11:49 PM

how long have you been waiting to say that

I said it first, a long time ago.

Sephs

Nov 6 2008, 02:29 PM

Dervin

Nov 6 2008, 05:57 AM

Ninjerk

Nov 5 2008, 11:49 PM

how long have you been waiting to say that

I said it first, a long time ago.

Prove it bitch.